The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: High Heels & Low Expectations

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills claim "The Higher the Heel, the Closer to God" but what if they're only platform boots. Makes you wonder!

We recap all the campy shoe choices and strange animal moments in THG's +/- review:

Adrienne & Kyle Shop


Kyle and Adrienne meet at a posh kid's boutique to pick out something for Portia's fourth birthday and Kyle thinks Adrienne is looking for pants for herself.

What? Apparently Kim is small enough to shop for clothes there too.

Minus 20. If you are a grown woman you should NOT be able to fit into kids clothes.  If you can, you really need to rethink your diet because something is very wrong.

Taylor gets Paul and Mauricio to agree to don heels for a domestic violence charity walk.  Plus 15 to Mauricio for walking the walk.  At least those were real heels.  Paul's platform boots were a complete cheat.  The least he could have done was wear those chunky Dorothy heels or a pair of kitten pumps.  What's a few crunched toes for charity?

Yolanda's job these days seems to be managing her daughter Gigi's modeling career.  I have to say the girl is a knock out. She looks just like her Mama did at that age. Plus 10.  

And although Yolanda borders on meddling, her advice seems to be spot on most of the time.

Kyle throws Portia's fourth birthday party and Kyle seems upset when ponies show up instead of unicorns.  Um…Kyle. I hate to burst the fantasy but…

And I guess she should have specified white unicorns.  I'll almost give her that one. In what movie have you ever seen a brown unicorn? Minus 11.

Between the llamas and the ponies, Kyle really should have hired a popper scooper. Minus 8.

Overall it's a pretty boring party but I couldn't believe Kyle thought everyone would be on their best behavior because it was a kid's party.  Minus 13. That's pretty naive. She gives these girls more credit than I do.

Plus 15 to Brandi Glanville for at least trying to keep the peace, however Taylor had no trouble spreading the gossip.  Minus 10 because although Taylor looked a bit happier than we've seen her, she definitely needed some makeup…or how about some time in the sunlight.  I think all of that botox is doing strange things to her skin.

Kyle tells Lisa she doesn't mean to meddle…except that's exactly what she's doing. Plus 12 to Lisa for telling her the feud with Adrienne is no one else's business.

Now if Adrienne would only man up and apologize.  Like that's going to happen.

EPISODE TOTAL: -10! SEASON TOTAL: +17!

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I’m still trying to figure out where the ten pounds went that Taylor gained? I still do not understand the feud between Lisa and Adrienne, if the story Lisa ‘leaked’ to the tabloids was so bad why has Adrienne tried to sue her as Taylor’s late husband attempted to do? I was only able to watch part of this episode because I had to go back to work at DISH. I wasn’t sure if I would make it back home in time for the reruns so I set my DISH Hopper to record this episode, and since I have so much DVR recording room I’m recording the rest of the season, this way I won’t miss any of the drama. I heard Dana actually got some air time but I hope she doesn’t make any more appearances this season.

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When will the rest of the "so called intelligent ladies" wake up to the fact that Taylor is a jealous,trouble making B#@&H and can't live with the fact that Brandy sees right through her! She tries to attack Brandy at every opportunity.As Snicker posted,Her comment was supposed to be a joke.I'm so sick of seeing Brandy bullied and when she tries to avoid the Drama and spiteful attacks,the other ladies treat her like she's being needlessly melodramatic. Don't worry,Brandi!,even if the other housewives don't want to see Taylor in her true hyena colours,WE DO!...Kim is also a weird and nasty piece of work!!!!!

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Taylor is such a joke. Brandi was kidding. She has a very sarcastic personality. Brandi is single and beautiful,of course they all think she sleeps with everyone. Yolanda is going to be all trouble. Her daughter is beautiful. Loved the guys in the shoes! LOL!

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