O.J. Simpson Looking to Sell Double Murder Knife, Tabloid Shamelessly Claims

O.J. Simpson never threw away the knife he used to kill his ex-wife and her friend and is now looking to sell the weapon for millions, a tabloid claims.

The disgraced NFL great, now jailed for kidnapping and robbery, is reportedly trying to profit from his 1994 double murder, the National Enquirer reports.

"O.J. wants the deal to be secret,” a source says. “He’s looking for a cash deal so the money can be deposited in offshore accounts and can’t be traced directly to him.”

Where to even begin with this ...

• The missing knife was a key reason O.J. was acquitted in 1995, despite the fact that he obviously killed Nicole Brown and her friend, Ron Goldman. How could he possibly have hidden it from police then and held onto it for this long?
• How's he negotiating that deal from a maximum security prison cell?
• No one would buy that. What do you do with it after you own it?
• It's the National Enquirer.

It doesn't add up.

Still, the source adds, "It’s not just about the money. O.J. is motivated by revenge, and will get a sick satisfaction from putting one over on the cops and Ron Goldman’s family."

Okay, that part we could see.

Also, O.J. actually published a book called If I Did It, which was a macabre, hypothetical walk through of the murders he claimed he didn't commit.

The guy really will stop at nothing.