Sorry, fellas, but you need to face it: nary a Megan Fox nude photo exists on the Internet.
And the actress is hard at work ensuring the public is aware of this, as TMZ confirms her legal team has reached out to the ridiculously-named Celebrity Jihadist in an effort to remove a misleading photo on that website.
The image in question is a Photoshopped shot of Fox's face on a naked woman's body.
Fox's attorneys have requested the site remove it immediately or face a lawsuit, although a rep for Celebrity Jihadist makes it clear he has no intention of giving in to the star's demands.
"While we appreciate Megan Fox's concern for her image, we find it hard to believe that a woman who spent two Transformers movies bent over with her breasts pressed together could have her reputation damaged by a blatantly satirical website."
Ouch. Zing, yo!
Fox gave birth to a boy earlier this month. She's extremely good looking.