Phew. We can all exhale.
Courtney Stodden is not ready to be a mother.
The 18-year old admitted as much to E! News yesterday, saying ancient husband Doug Hutchison "wanted a baby," but she has other plans at the moment.
"I'm not against kids," Stodden says. "But my career is my baby...And when I'm ready to share that, we'll discuss."
That career at the moment involves a starring role on... VH1's Couples Therapy.
On the premiere of that ridiculous show's new season, Hutchison said his wife sometimes refers to him as "dad." But Courtney doesn't understand why that's a big deal.
"I accidentally call him 'dad' - you know, Doug-dad, same thing," she laughed to E!, while Hutchison smiled and added:
"It is what it is. The thing about us is, we can laugh at ourselves and that was part of what we were trying to convey on our show…She can call me dad, I can say, 'I'm raising my wife.' It's all in good humor."
As for the critics out there? Bring 'em on, Hutchison says!
"Our haters are our motivators."
Way to go, haters! You have motivated this warped twosome all the way to... VH1's Couples Therapy.