Let's hope Anna Faris and Chris Pratt's new baby boy takes his eating lessons from Mommy.
In an interview with Vulture, the funny actor rubs his belly and says “This is what 275 looks like. All man right here.”
But Pratt also reveals a goal for his un-Stephen Amell-like body: he wants to his 300 pounds by Thanksgiving.
Pratt says he's packing on the pounds to portray a lawyer in an upcoming film titled Starbuck.
How is he aiming to accomplish his goal?
Via "super gross but pretty tasty" protein shakes, while trying not to overdo the fast food because "I will hit a couple of burgers like it’s laced with crack cocaine."
Having rounded himself into shape for Moneyball, Pratt describes the contrasting diets as a "rollercoaster," adding:
"I just want to do this. I want to touch God... Sorry, I almost have to take a nap now just from that talk.”
Rest up, man. We need you to keep churning out those amazing Parks and Recreation quotes.