Chad Johnson and Evelyn Lozada's marriage is over, officially. Already. They signed divorce papers and that was that. The married in a lavish ceremony July 4. This year.
A Florida judge signed the couple's papers early this morning.
Per Ocho's attorney Adam Swickle, the hearing was "very quick" and "procedural." It only lasted "3-5 minutes" and neither Chad nor Evelyn Lozada were present.
While she filed for divorce in August after Johnson was arrested for allegedly assaulting her, it took the NFL star a month to give in and file for divorce himself.
Their nuptials were chronicled in the VH1 reality show Ev and Ocho, which was axed before it even aired in the aftermath of Johnson's domestic violence arrest.
Lozado began divorce proceedings just two days after the incident, to which he's pleaded not guilty. Johnson, contrarily, got a big tattoo of Ev's face. Her face.
Neither has commented on the divorce, but Chad's back doing what he does best - posting pics of himself on Twitter - and Lozada took to the social network as well.
"Oh what a GREAT morning!!!" she wrote. Sums it up right there.