It was only a matter of time and money.
One month after giving birth, Kourtney Kardashian has debuted the first photo of daughter Penelope Scotland Disick - and the baby looks totally thrilled to be covering this issue of Us Weekly, doesn't she?
Sorry, Mason. But Kourtney says she had no reason to believe she could love a child as much as she loves her new daughter.
Seeming to totally diss son Mason, also pictured above, Kardashian gushes to the tabloid over Penelope.
"Nothing could prepare me for how hard I fell in love with her," the reality star says in an issue that goes on newsstands Friday and which will include insight into how Mason is adjusting to life as a brother and why Scott Disick won't change diapers.
Speaking of Disick... where is he?!? The father of two is noticeable absent from this cover, causing us to wonder: Is Kourtney really raising the children alone?!?