Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to Penelope Scotland Disick on July 8.
Us Weekly has photos of the one-month old to prove it.
But apparently the love and joy of having a second child - along with the six figures she raked in for posing with Penelope on the cover of a tabloid - aren't enough for Kourtney. She says she may share the event with the world. Yes, we're serious...
If you think this photo of Kourtney Kardashian is wild...
"We haven't decided if we'll show this birth on TV," Kardashian says in that same issue of Us Weekly. "But Scott taped footage, and some other people were recording too."
Would E! really let this happen? Would viewers want it to happen? Try to hold down your lunch and sound off now:
Would you watch Kourtney Kardashian give birth?