Happy 18th Birthday, Courtney Stodden!

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Let the countdown to her porn career begin!

Courtney Stodden, the plastic wannabe reality star with a terrible singing voice who is married to 51-year old Doug Hutchison, is now 18 years old. She celebrates her birthday today.

Courtney Stodden with Doug Hutchison

Stodden rose to quasi fame last year when she married her MUCH older actor of a husband and proceeded to take Kim Kardashian-like behavior to new extremes.

Lacking a sex tape and a rich family, however, Courtney has resorted instead to X-rated Tweets, very low cut dresses and strange vegetable commercials. It's both sad and hilarious, really.

Relive the past year of this desperate D-list star's life now via the following photo montage and send in your best birthday wishes:

  • Courtney Stodden in Los Angeles
  • Courtney Stodden Twit Pic
  • Courtney Stodden Fashion
  • Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison in Los Angeles
  • Courtney Stodden Facebook Photo
  • Courtney Stodden Music Video Still
  • Sad Stodden
  • Making Like Sharon Tate
  • Courtney Stodden Picture
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I'm 19 years old, and sometimes I can be mistaken for 15 or so, but that's because I don't wear makeup or very revealing clothing. I can't imagine being 18 and being mistaken for 30 every single day. She must feel so terrible about herself.

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she is not 18! if she is, she looks worse than lindsay lohan

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That girl is like 30 years old. Just look at her face and underneath her arms. Skin doesn't lie.

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How old was that idiot when she had her breasts augmented? I wonder what surgeon did that to a minor? Clearly they are fake. What a sad train wreck. Her husband is a D list celebrity. I think she is much lower on the celebrity alphabet.

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Oh yeah here comes the porn. Her husband is a pervert and shes a mess. I think its safe to say her parents failed somewhere. Not sure where that started, but it hit a low when they allowed her to marry a 50+ yr old child molester.

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