Kate Middleton Cover Depicts Duchess With Rotting, Yellow Teeth
by Free Britney at .A new magazine cover featuring Kate Middleton is causing quite a stir.
Because the Duchess rarely (okay, never) poses for magazines, they're forced to snag and edit images on their own for the celebrity gossip, etc., that they're teasing.
The New Republic has gone further than ever before, however, marring the lovely face of Kate Middleton with Photoshop and giving her rotting yellow teeth.
See the cringe-worthy image below. Why would they go there?
The cover story is not about Catherine nor royals in general, but rather the decaying state of the British economy and government ... hence the metaphor.
As for why Kate Middleton, and not a figure of the actual government (or the actual monarch Queen Elizabeth II), was chosen for the cover, we can't say.
Okay, we can ... it was done because Kate, for better or worse, has become the symbolic face of the country, and so we'd discuss the image above.
Political commentary aside, that's a little rough. Follow the link for actual Kate Middleton photos, in which her smile (and everything else) looks flawless.
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Comments (26 Total)
I do find it hilarious that people stereotype British people and their teeth this way. Yes, there are those with teeth WORSE than the photoshopped (!) picture of the Duchess, but same in the US or anywhere else in the world. It's an outdated stereotype. We do have flouride in our water in some counties now, we have a healthcare services which provides FREE dentistry so we do actually go to the dentists. I don't because I have a phobia, but my teeth are fine, they're straight and clean and a natural white, not glow in the dark bleached.
Lorrie you are sadly mistaken Kate does in fact have Royal bloodline therefore it makes you sound jealous not to mention stupid. It also appears you only read the negative and nothing of real importance or truth. What has she ever done to you my guess is absolutely NOTHING. Kate is a beautiful girl and deserving of everything great.
Lorrie - search online for her bloodline. She's not a commoner as the media would make everyone think. She's got royal blood. The monarch won't let their own marry outside bloodline. They are committed to keeping the bloodline pure.
Princess Diana wasnt all that beautiful,,,her nose was too big, The only thing that made her look good was that she was thin and had access to some lovely clothes,
Poor Lorrie !!!!! So jealous simple minded fool. Hurry your village is missing there idiot. Commoner.