Alana Thompson to Star in Toddlers & Tiaras Spinoff
by Hilton Hater at .We really wish we were making this up.
But Alana Thompson - a six-year old contestant on Toddlers & Tiaras known as "Honey Boo Boo" - has landed her very own reality show. It will be titled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and it will consist of six half-hour episodes that provide "an inside look into Alana's world," according to a TLC network statement.
The statement goes on to say that viewers will learn how Thompson "is more than just a Go-Go Juice-drinking beauty queen" and that "when she's not chasing after crowns, Alana's with her family in rural Georgia doing what her family does best: four-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for the family cookout."
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will also feature Thompson's stay-at-home mom, June Shannon, along with her father, Sugar Bear, and sisters Lauryn "Pumpkin," Jessica "Chubbs," and Anna "Chickadee." Really. That's how they are listed in the press release.
We doubt Vanessa Williams will tune in for this spinoff, but will you?
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Comments (10 Total)
Ok, I feel really guilty for saying this about a child, but when I first saw her on TLC I thought the same thing everyone else is saying about her... She's NOT a cute child, she's not even an average looking child. SHE WILL grow up with a pile of mental health problems, especially when she's old enough to surf the internet/read and truly grasp that the entire world finds her hard to look at. (Blame Mom for putting her in that position). I truly feel sorry for her. On the flipside, I've seen some butt-ugly toddlers grow up to be beautiful women, so lets hope...
I love a great train wreck as much as the next person, but this is too much. Not the squashed-possum hunts or the living room decorated in Big Box Store style-- but the sickening white trashy nicknames! My ears wouldn't stand a chance.
For all you people that think alana is ugly can f' off yea she's not like those other snobby little bitches that get everything they want cuz they cry are gunna grow up and be fake!!! So what if she is gunna have a show they didn't say that u had to watch it.. and I'm pretty sure most of you have children and there not that cute put ur self n there situation I'm pretty sure u wudnt like reading mean ass comments about ur child from LOW LIFE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET! I bet have of u are over 18 so grow the fck up and watch what u say about a little 6yr old!
The kid is fat, ugly and stupid. The mother looks like she has an IQ of about 10 and is so butt ugly I can't stand to watch the fat pig when she's on screen. Quadruple-chinned, belching hog. Dad? He's Sugar Bear - so that says it all. They look like the rapists in "Deliverance". Wait, what? They're from rural Georgia? Why, they ARE the rapists from "Deliverance"!
That kid's fell from an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.