Jessica Simpson has got it all figured out.
The mom-to-be is allegedly going all out to pamper herself as her delivery nears, with the 31-year-old fashion mogul's bank-busting birthing plans leaving even her closest friends shaking their heads in disbelief.
She’s planning on spending almost $2 million, according to reports, but she's also hoping for a $4 million payday to recoup her investment. How?
Whether anyone will pay that remains to be seen, but let's hope so for her sake, since Jess rented out an entire wing of the hospital (approximately $500K in cost).
“She’s turning the maternity ward into Fort Knox,” the pal says. “If her friends and family want to visit her, they’ll have to make it through numerous checkpoints!”
Puts Beyonce to shame right there.
She’s not about to rely on hospital security to keep her baby safe, either: Jessica plans to hire 30 armed guards to protect Maxi 24/7 ... costing her $1,318,500.
“She’s terrified of kidnapping,” the pal explains to In Touch (we know, we know). “Her head of security just held a pre-birth meeting for her family to brief them!”