Tale of the Tape: Bobby Brown vs. Chris Brown!

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Bobby Brown and Chris Brown. Both controversial figures who share a surname and other attributes. Both R&B singers have found themselves in the news lately for unrelated, semi-scandalous reasons. Both frequent THG conversation topics.

Which Brown is best? Or the least terrible? Time for a THG Tale of the Tape!

  • Bobby Brown Sucking
  • C. Brown Photo

1. CAREER ALBUMS SOLD

Bobby Brown: 20 million
Chris Brown: 12 million
Edge: Bobby

2. TWITTER FANS

Bobby Brown: 33,052
Chris Brown: 8,205,360
Edge: Chris

3. RAP SHEET

Bobby Brown: Felony battery, DUI, unpaid child support, parole violation(s)
Chris Brown: Felony battery
Edge: Chris

4. SWORN ENEMY

Bobby Brown: Condoms
Chris Brown: Haters
Edge: Chris

  • Alicia Etheridge Photo
  • Karrueche Tran Pic

5. CURRENT PARTNER

Bobby Brown: Alicia Etheridge (above, left)
Chris Brown: Karrueche Tran (above, right)
Edge: Chris

6. CURRENTLY FEUDING WITH

Bobby Brown: Cissy Houston
Chris Brown: CM Punk
Edge: Even

7. BIGGEST HITS

Bobby Brown: "My Prerogative", "Roni"
Chris Brown: "Run It", "With You"
Edge: Bobby

8. COLLABORATIONS WITH LOVER/VICTIM

Bobby Brown: "Something in Common"
Chris Brown: "Turn Up the Music," "Birthday Cake" remix
Edge: Chris

9. NOTABLE TV APPEARANCES

Bobby Brown: Celebrity Fit Club, Gone Country, Being Bobby Brown
Chris Brown: Tosh.0 (above)
Edge: Chris

10. RECENT FAUX PAS

Bobby Brown: Inexplicably leaving Whitney Houston funeral early
Chris Brown: Smashing GMA window, weekly Twitter rampage
Edge: Even

VERDICT: Chris Brown takes it, decisively, 6-2. Despite whatever flaws he has, his career is still on an upward trajectory. Even Rihanna's recording with him again!

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I'm treadin' water just fine and without the help of "Great Leader" or Julian! All I got, I got by my own efforts! No sinkin' for me, thank you!

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Haven't you got anything eebttr to do with your time than attack our Great Leader? If it wasn't for Julian, you wouldn't have half the things you have now. People like you would simply be left to sink or swim.

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@T-Jones...Start something with YOU?!? YOU started it yourself! You and your ramblings,unwarranted criticisms and cryptic words. YOU are your own worst enemy! Wannna make life better? Then start with yourself! I'm not afraid of you. You're just a Cyber-space bully! All blow, I think. So, go off and bother others...you're gaining no traction here. Your barrage of expletive deletives neither win arguments for you...nor intimidate others. Instead, it's an obvious display of frustration and crudeness on your part. Now go slither off to another Chris B. or Bobby B. site and agitate others. You've obviously got nothing else of real substance to do with your life at present anyway!

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You rambling stupid Bitch! Jones you are the dumbest -Racist Lesbian Bitch alive. You Bi-Polar under medicated Bull Dike. You are Obamas shit of the Earth. You are a closet Freak that refuses to come to terms with who you are. You are a phony! Just like your daddy Obama!

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@T-jones...it's not only "possible"--I suspect it's quite likely with regard to your sexual orientation. As for myself, I am very much "hetro" in every way, thank you! You know, you should go back and read carefully your previous message about C. Brown. YOU were the one that typed one sentence to the effect that you had like an "insider" understanding about Lesbians and how they were so capable of "fooling people". You certainly sounded like you were 'in the know'! Ha! I think if you were honest you'd have to admit you got caught with your hand in the cookie jar! Stronger are you? I beg to differ I'm afraid..instead, I find you to be a rather simpering pipsqueak that enjoys throwing typed temper tantrums out on this site as a hobby to pass the time in what otherwise is a very pathetically boring life.

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My Sr.C is on the blink- can u call R? B waiting at 7:30. Check your phone.

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@T-Jones...You know you could be right..not necessarily about Chris Brown, but about "others"....being something that are not....I mean for all we know....you could be a white, 50ish lesbian flitting about on this blog site....havin' the time of your life..harassing, deceiving...digging 'n jabbing at others---under the guise of supposedly being a black man/woman (you know I'm not just sure what your gender is..don't really care either) self-righteously attacking those you perceive as having a racist bend to them. You could be a college kid messin' with folks on here just for kicks or maybe to do a thesis of sorts. You write real "white" sometimes-thus, it arouses suspicion. I'm sure you've been very careful to reveal only what you want people to know just as the celebrities you mentioned do as well. Just the same..you're being closely observed by many here---some of your word choices and phrases? Are quite telling!

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i Prefere Chris brown go chris i hail for you

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You know if you'd ban all articles on Bobby and Chris Brown and the Kardashians on this site? You could read through the updates here in 30 seconds! What's the obsession here with these people? They are all train wrecks...please, let's try to avert our eyes...from these walking calamities! We'll be better people for it!