Tale of the Tape: Bobby Brown vs. Chris Brown!

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Bobby Brown and Chris Brown. Both controversial figures who share a surname and other attributes. Both R&B singers have found themselves in the news lately for unrelated, semi-scandalous reasons. Both frequent THG conversation topics.

Which Brown is best? Or the least terrible? Time for a THG Tale of the Tape!

Bobby Brown Sucking
C. Brown Photo

1. CAREER ALBUMS SOLD

Bobby Brown: 20 million
Chris Brown: 12 million
Edge: Bobby

2. TWITTER FANS

Bobby Brown: 33,052
Chris Brown: 8,205,360
Edge: Chris

3. RAP SHEET

Bobby Brown: Felony battery, DUI, unpaid child support, parole violation(s)
Chris Brown: Felony battery
Edge: Chris

4. SWORN ENEMY

Bobby Brown: Condoms
Chris Brown: Haters
Edge: Chris

Alicia Etheridge Photo
Karrueche Tran Pic

5. CURRENT PARTNER

Bobby Brown: Alicia Etheridge (above, left)
Chris Brown: Karrueche Tran (above, right)
Edge: Chris

6. CURRENTLY FEUDING WITH

Bobby Brown: Cissy Houston
Chris Brown: CM Punk
Edge: Even

7. BIGGEST HITS

Bobby Brown: "My Prerogative", "Roni"
Chris Brown: "Run It", "With You"
Edge: Bobby

8. COLLABORATIONS WITH LOVER/VICTIM

Bobby Brown: "Something in Common"
Chris Brown: "Turn Up the Music," "Birthday Cake" remix
Edge: Chris

9. NOTABLE TV APPEARANCES

Bobby Brown: Celebrity Fit Club, Gone Country, Being Bobby Brown
Chris Brown: Tosh.0 (above)
Edge: Chris

10. RECENT FAUX PAS

Bobby Brown: Inexplicably leaving Whitney Houston funeral early
Chris Brown: Smashing GMA window, weekly Twitter rampage
Edge: Even

VERDICT: Chris Brown takes it, decisively, 6-2. Despite whatever flaws he has, his career is still on an upward trajectory. Even Rihanna's recording with him again!

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