Note to ABC: Can you cancel the Oscars next year and just replace the ceremony with three hours of Jimmy Kimmel Live?
This talk show followed the 84th annual Academy Awards on Sunday night and delivered, oh, about 167 million times the humor.
First, we were introduced to Movie: The Movie. Then, Oprah Winfrey sat down as the featured guest and Kimmel pitched her on numerous ideas for the struggling OWN.
There was Oprah Repos Her Favorite Things, Oprah: After Dark and - because "reading is, like, the most boring thing in the world" according to Jimmy - the best idea of all: Book Club Fight Club. Get an idea of what all these programs might be like in the following, hilarious video.