Did you hear that Kris Humphries is single? It's true. He split from some woman named Kim Kardashian after just 72 days of marriage.
Wait... what? It was 72 days?!? How is that possible?!?
Anyway. The point remains the same: Humphries is a bachelor once again and has finally redecorated his house to reflect that fact.
"Remodeling my place felt great," the Nets power forward tells the latest issue of Life & Style. "It was the perfect way to kick off the season and have a fresh start."
Kris was assisted in the process by Jason Cameron and Tony Siragusa, the stars of DIY Network's Man Caves, with the former saying Humphries desired a "cool, modern space" in his basement.
"Kris is a nice guy. You could tell he was ready to start a new chapter in his life," Cameron said.
Hear that, ladies? Who wants to enter this strapping young man's improved, initialed cave?