Lady Gaga has revealed a sexual secret so shocking, no one could have seen it coming. No, this is not the reincarnation of the Lady Gaga hermaphrodite rumor.
It's almost as weird, however. Almost.
The singer revealed in a new interview that she used to listen to her parents having sex. Not just once or once in a while, or even occasionally. Like all the time.
Stefani Germanotta spent her formative years listening to her mom and dad have sex because their Upper West Side apartment didn't have any doors, she says.
"My parents' room and the one I shared with my sister were on the top floor," the star says. "There are no doors on any of the bedrooms. My parents could hear everything me and my sister said growing up. And I heard them too!"
Not that she's traumatized. Quite the opposite, in fact.Gaga says she "inherited her wild streak from her father Joe, who once hired a stripper" as her piano teacher and who used to spend his spare time "having sex with girls under the boardwalk in New Jersey before he went to see Bruce Springsteen."
Sounds like quite a character.
Gaga feels her less than conventional childhood not only molded her into whatever she thinks she is, it has also caused her to shy away from "domestication."
"I love being with my parents," Lady Gaga says, "but I also really fear domestication. I don't have a home. I stay between my friends' places and my parents'."
So, there you have it. You're welcome to crash at THG's office anytime, girl. We actually have doors, and could arrange a stripper if you really, really want.