Kris Jenner Claims Kim Kardashian Didn't Profit From Wedding, Fails to Understand Basic Finance

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Kris Jenner is spinning faster than a dreidel this week.

The manager of the Kardashian family is making every media round possible in order to maintain the good name of her brand daughter in light of Kim Kardashian's speedy divorce from Kris Humphries.

Jenner - who just happened to release a memoir yesterday - wants the public to stop judging, and to also understand her strange idea of finances.

Milkshake Money Makers

Kim Kardashian is all about making money with her mouth: first with Ray J, now at a milkshake store in Dubai.

Appearing on The Today Show, Kris did some shady math and claimed Kim and Kris "made some money for the pictures that were sold and things like that, but at the end of the day, that money went towards the wedding."

Ummm... so what? That's still making money. They just chose to spend it on a wedding.

On The View, meanwhile, Jenner said her daughter "definitely made money," but, again, tried to justify the profit by explaining what it went toward. Unless it went toward a muzzle, why does that point matter. In the end?

"It's a tough time for the family and for Kim and for everyone involved," Jenner said. "It's really hard to go through this on such a public stage."

Hmmm... here's an idea then: GET OFF THE PUBLIC STAGE.

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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