THG Caption Contest: Courtney Stodden and Her Pumpkin Patch (Incident)
Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!
What did teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have to say about her infamous pumpkin patch skank-fest in a sitdown with Dr. Drew?
Well, you tell us! Send in your captions for the image seen here!
All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s). Go to it! We will announce a winner Thursday. Best of luck, all ...
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October 27th, 2011 7:19 AM
Doug: if they couldn't handle the heat, they should have gotten outta the patch
Rank: Z-Lister
October 27th, 2011 4:53 AM
Dr. Drew:
So let me get this straight. You want us to believe that you aren't 45 and that your husband isn't a pedophil?
October 27th, 2011 3:21 AM
Doug: So yesterday we went Shopping for courtneys new lingerie
Courtney:you loved that didnt you my honey pooh?
Drew:Leave winnie the pooh out of this
October 27th, 2011 1:51 AM
Me and my husband are the Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montage of the moment. I can Not help it if I think that I am too hot to trot!!
October 27th, 2011 12:23 AM
Dr. Drew: So, how do you respond to being deemed too inappropriate for a pumpkin patch?
Courtney: The men seemed to like it!!
Dr. Drew: Mhm, and how do you respond to allegations that your true age is more around 40 and you look like a washed up old whore?
Courtney: Meth.
October 26th, 2011 10:34 PM
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LOL — a blind man can see right through that girl’s phony behavior..
She’s such an awful actress … that she actually practices … during her interviews … in front of her husband (and the world) … how she will ‘FAKE her ORGASMS’ for later..
She is the WORST ‘beard’ (ooops .. no wait … I meant … ‘bride’ … yeah .. that’s what I meant … ‘bride’ … lol) EVER.
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Also … does anyone else wonder if Courtney Stodden may secretly be … the ‘prom-night bathroom stall’ baby of … famous televangelist ‘Tammy Faye Baker’?.
Come on … just admit it … they both look a lot alike –especially ‘around the eyes’. LOL.
October 26th, 2011 6:25 PM
"Well, Dr. Drew, if you consider my age in dog years, I'm around 17 too."
October 26th, 2011 6:13 PM
I don't know why they didn't like my outfit. I had the pumpkins showing on top and my patch in the bottom.
October 26th, 2011 6:08 PM
Courtney to dr drew: hahaha I was lingering longing for a change in style so i popped into pumpkin patch. but after the clothes being too big for me i peaced out with my yummy husband hahaha
October 26th, 2011 5:36 PM
i remember the day my wife was born like it was yesterday!