THG Caption Contest: Courtney Stodden and Her Pumpkin Patch (Incident)

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

What did teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have to say about her infamous pumpkin patch skank-fest in a sitdown with Dr. Drew?

Well, you tell us! Send in your captions for the image seen here!

All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s). Go to it! We will announce a winner Thursday. Best of luck, all ...

Courtney, Doug and Drew
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    aasia

    Doug: if they couldn't handle the heat, they should have gotten outta the patch

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    ExpAArtyGurl

    Dr. Drew: So let me get this straight. You want us to believe that you aren't 45 and that your husband isn't a pedophil?

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    my aura

    Doug: So yesterday we went Shopping for courtneys new lingerie Courtney:you loved that didnt you my honey pooh? Drew:Leave winnie the pooh out of this

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    Leo

    Me and my husband are the Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montage of the moment. I can Not help it if I think that I am too hot to trot!!

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    MoreLike40

    Dr. Drew: So, how do you respond to being deemed too inappropriate for a pumpkin patch? Courtney: The men seemed to like it!! Dr. Drew: Mhm, and how do you respond to allegations that your true age is more around 40 and you look like a washed up old whore? Courtney: Meth.