Chris Christie Will NOT Run For President

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New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie announced today that he would not seek the Republican presidential nomination for president, saying "now is not my time."

Urged to run by many Republicans of late, Christie made his FINAL decision last night, "knowing exactly what I wanted to do" for the first time in weeks.

The New Jersey governor vowed not to run approximately 700 times before, but "felt an obligation to earnestly consider" the appeals of "serious people."

He said he "explored the options" and thought about running but "in the end, what I've always felt was the right decision remains the right decision today."

"I have a commitment to New Jersey that I will not abandon," Chris said during a lengthy, nearly hour-long press conference, adding with typical humor:

"New Jersey, whether you like it or not, you're stuck with me."

No matter where you are on the political spectrum, this decision is disappointing for the entertainment value alone. A rarity in his profession, Christie truly tells it like it is ... and bluntly at that. He does not mince words. See above and below.

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Who takes IQ tests??? Now I know that you're not only an idiot but a liar too. Congrats. Btw- you can't spell either. It's THAN not then. Go away, fool.

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HEY, ABC. TRY LEARNING THE REST OF THE ALPHABET. MY I.Q. IS 144. THAT IS 100 POINTS MORE THAN YOURS.

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Add Allsaints to the list... We're now up to 3 uninformed, ignorant idiots! No substance whatsoever. These ppl should never be allowed to vote. Too stupid for words.

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I'M A NORMAL GUY. I'M INTO WOMEN. HOWEVER, THE COMMENT MADE ABOUT OBAMA LOOKING BETTER THEN THE BIG JERSEY GUY, THATS TRUE, BUT IF YOU WANT TO BASE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ON LOOKS, ROMNEY PUTS OBAMA TO SHAME.

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MY MISTAKE, ROMNEY IN 2012. TOUCH SCREENS ARE TOO SENSITIVE.

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OBESE AND LOW CLASS. THANK GOODNESS HE'S NOT RUNNING. ROMNEY ON 2012.

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You two are idiots.

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At least don't run for president till you look as good as Obama...and stop eating everthing in sight too!

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This guy's a pig.

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