Sinead O'Connor: Desperate for Sex, Seeking Men Not Named Brian or Nigel

by at . Comments

Sinead O'Connor has a new look, and a new, disturbing demand: the singer craves sexual intercourse.

On her official website, the singer has posted an entry titled "Is Sinead About to Hump Her Truck?." It reads:

"I recently read of a woman in America who married and regularly humps her truck. I don't yet own a truck but I'm beginning to understand her head space. And I am worried I too may be so desperate for sex that within days I might run up the road and hump Bray Cab's whole fleet in one hour."

Sinead O'Connor in Concert

Stuck in a "dire" situation, O'Connor - who once tore up a photo of The Pope on Saturday Night Live - writes that she is in the "peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun, and it's very depressing."

In "desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man," the artist is specific in her request. Potential suitors "must be no younger than 44, must not be named Brian or Nigel, must be blind enough to think I'm gorgeous, has to be employed and he has to like his mother."

So, we ask all readers not named Brian or Nigel: Would you hit this?

 

Tags: ,
Like Us On Facebook

More From The Hollywood Gossip

Oprah-winfrey-cover

Oprah Winfrey at 60: Would You Hit It?

Oprah Winfrey is now 60 years old. Would you have sex with her?
Kathy-griffin-bikini-selfie

Kathy Griffin Bikini Selfie: Would You Hit It?

Is this Kathy Griffin bikini selfie hot or not? You be the judge.
11-celebrity-feuds-we-never-saw-coming_seth-rogen-vs-nancy-grace

12 Celebrity Feuds We Did NOT See Coming

We can't say we saw any of these celebrity feuds coming. But we can say we've been entertained by them.
Tara-reid-bikini-pic

Tara Reid Bikini Photos: Actually Hot?!

So Tara Reid went to the beach Friday. And the hot mess actually looked ... more hot and less like a mess than usual.

Avatar

beer is not enough.. id first take sth strong