Sinead O'Connor: Desperate for Sex, Seeking Men Not Named Brian or Nigel

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Sinead O'Connor has a new look, and a new, disturbing demand: the singer craves sexual intercourse.

On her official website, the singer has posted an entry titled "Is Sinead About to Hump Her Truck?." It reads:

"I recently read of a woman in America who married and regularly humps her truck. I don't yet own a truck but I'm beginning to understand her head space. And I am worried I too may be so desperate for sex that within days I might run up the road and hump Bray Cab's whole fleet in one hour."

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Stuck in a "dire" situation, O'Connor - who once tore up a photo of The Pope on Saturday Night Live - writes that she is in the "peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun, and it's very depressing."

In "desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man," the artist is specific in her request. Potential suitors "must be no younger than 44, must not be named Brian or Nigel, must be blind enough to think I'm gorgeous, has to be employed and he has to like his mother."

So, we ask all readers not named Brian or Nigel: Would you hit this?

 

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beer is not enough.. id first take sth strong

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