THG Caption Contest: Britney and Pauly!

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

Earlier today, we posted a video of Britney Spears pole dancing up a storm for a lucky fella in concert ... a lucky fella by the name of Pauly D!

What could she and the Jersey Shore star be saying/thinking here?!

You tell us! Just click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s)! Go to it! We will announce a winner Monday. Best of luck, all ...

Britney Spears and Pauly D

Hey Britney do you like Italian sasuage Im down to gtl grub tickle and lick


Britney says: Damn I'll never get that smell out from between my legs..


Okay, now if we can get Snookie on my shoulders we'll have made a complete totem pole!


OK paulie, now turn your head around and EAT THIS!


I hate britney! Christina is so much better than her...


Pauly's hair style > "The Bush Whacker"!


Love Linda M-K's comment on 8/12 @ 9:07p! "Save a horse, ride a Pauley!"


DUDE! Let me stand up so I can turn around!


Brittany thought bubble: "Wonder if that hair gel will hold up my "girls???"


a moment before they took the pic, the dude in back lost his grip and those heels slide down Pauly's 6-pack to his family jewels..."Dude, pay attention!"

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Britney Spears Biography

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Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears