Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries only started dating last November, and he just proposed in May, but you can forget about a long engagement.
They're tying the knot Saturday, August 20.
While the pair hasn't confirmed where the ceremony will be or whether E! cameras will film the event, we're 100 percent guaranteeing they will.
We suppose a summer wedding makes sense in terms of spinning off their new show and Kris' currently non-existent NBA season, but damn, that was fast!
Details are scarce, but it seems likely that Vera Wang will be designing Kim's dress, as the star has already gone to two appointments at Vera's stores.
What we do know for sure is that Khloe is going all out to embarrass Kim at her the bachelorette party, while Kris Jenner will be calling the shots.
THG will be providing extensive coverage of the big weekend, of course. It should be decadent ... but how long do you think this marriage will last?