The Kris Humphries/Kim Kardashian wedding registry has been unveiled, and the items on it don’t uncover anything we don’t already know about the reality star.
She’s shallow enough to ask for a $46 martini glass from guests? A $43 butter spreader? Not exactly shocking
But the registry does possibly indicate the date of the monumental wedding: it lists the “Event Date” as October 31, 2011.

What else is on the registry? The following ridiculous requests:
A Baccarat Missouri Candy Bowl: $375
A Cunill Galaxy Sterling Frame: $470
A Saint James Silver Baba Vacaro Bowl: $330
A Lalique Tourbillon Black Vase: $6500
A Baccarat Eye Large Vase: $950
A Baccarat Missouri Jam Jar: $380
A Baccarat Missouri Mustard Jar: $175
A Moser Bar Bowl: $140
A Lalique Black New York Clock: $1,115
A Lalique Cactus Flacon #2: $450
A Lalique Ingrid Black Vase: $4,625
An Hermes Balcon Du Guadalquivir Black Bread & Butter Plate # 1: $105
An Hermes Balcon Du Guadalquivir Black Bread Plate #4: $105
A Buccellati Torchon Salad Serving Spoon: $880
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