Camille Grammer has terrible news for her young kids and for fans of irresponsible parenting: neither Mason, 9, nor Jude, 6, will appear on the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
"My ex wouldn't sign the release, so you are not going to see my children," Camille told E! News. "Mason really wanted to be a part of the show."
The little guy probably wants ice cream for dinner every night two, you nitwit. It's your job to make decisions in his best interest.
Camille and Kelsey Grammer are in the middle of an ugly custody battle. How is the former holding up?
"I've lost 16 pounds since the beginning," she says. "It's going through the stress of Kelsey leaving and then shooting a reality show at the same time. So it's a combo."
Yeah, that's tough. Too bad there's nothing she can do about the reality show part.
"I feel bad for what she's gone through. We've gone through something very similar."
And there you have this season's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills main storyline.