Lindsay Lohan: I'm Clean ... For Life!

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No booze, no drugs, no shoplifting, no court dates. Never, ever again.

That's what Lindsay Lohan claims is her plan for life, telling friends she's not just serious about cleaning up her act short-term, but for good. No exceptions.

Please, try to stifle your laughter at least a little bit ...

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Sources close to Lindsay hilariously say the actress had an epiphany after her recent sentencing and is completely at peace with the judge's decision.

Lindsay is staying positive about community service, fines, counseling, shoplifters alternative class and serving jail time under house arrest - the works.

Lohan's required to stay sober during her probation - which ends after she completes 480 hours of community service - or she faces consequences.

However, people close to Lindsay say she's committed to sobriety for the long haul and that the train wreck has learned her lesson once and for all.

Anyone buying it? Tell us: Can Lindsay Lohan stay clean?

 
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    Piter Levich

    That's why all the hurt Lindsay criticize her, she is not guilty. mine's Email: 10161986@rambler.ru

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    giselle

    Hey Lindsay....i don't believe you. Please wear a brassiere....for once dress decent. Go back to school...stay away from Hollywood...that town will destroy you. Go to Confession....go to church.

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    amanda henley

    Well i think its time for her to clean up her act and get her life back on track.

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    jhunted 7667

    If ,she has finally realized why she has been doing the things she has and wants to put a end to the cause of her problems then I do , but it means making more movies like the parent Trap and no more movies like mean girls that's if she stays in hollywood and a future steadfast attachment to God for where there is God's mantle of protection there are no demons

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    Max Escalante

    I'll believe it when I see it. It's time to clean up and stay out of trouble. I'm behind Lindsay Lohan all the way.