THG Caption Contest: Charlie Sheen Loses It!

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Welcome to THG's Caption Contest ... powered by Tiger Blood!

Charlie Sheen may be unemployed and melting down before our eyes, but the man's not going down without a fight. In fact, he's prepared for war.

What are he and one of his goddesses thinking or saying here? Just think up your best caption(s), leave them as comment below and win!

We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Go to town and good luck ...

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The goddess is thinking - "What a malaka"


The greek God of rants looks down upon his mere mortal subjects, as one of his many godness looks on.


Charlie: Goddess, what's the one thing that everyone is forgetting?
Goddess: I don't know. What?
Charlie: That I am an actor.
Goddess: Oh so this is all just an act and you are not losing it?
Charlie: Winning!! Next on my list, I am going to sue the academy. Where's my DAM Oscar!


Mmm tiger blood!!! Good to the last drop!


"Winner..Winner...Let's all have Coke and Rum for Dinner"


I am the Lizard wait I am Charlie......ummm what's my name again....?????


aah.. aah.. love you.. aah..


"I had a job making $2,000,000 a week and now I have to sell tee-shirts on the internet? I'm a winner, I'm a winner. I'm a winner!" Her:
"As long as there is a camera in the room I'm not a hooker, I'm in the movies!"


Brown paper bags are reminiscently cliche of the 1980's unenlightened, lowbrow alcoholcs. We of the superior Tiger/God/don'tsayNAZIdon'tsayNAZIdon'tsayNAZI/hmmmhmmm master race shall baffle these insignificant, ignorant, infantile, imbecilic, unevolved mere MORTALS with our jack n' brown dye #4 masked inside a COKE bottle! They'll NEVER even REALIZE that we have an OPEN CONTAINER in PUBLIC!!! Once again, the joke is on those FOOLISH HUMANS!


Charlie singing..
I was gonna go to court but then i got high.
I was gonna pay my child support but then i got high.
Now they took my whole paycheck and i know why...
I messed up my entire life because i got high
I lost my kids and wife because i got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why...
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

Charlie Sheen Biography

What a Nut Job Charlie Sheen was best known for a handful of movie roles and then for Two and a Half Men... and then he pretty much went crazy in the... More »
Full Name
Carlos Irwin Estevez

Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen
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