Cellulite on Fight With Britney Spears: WINNING!

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Charlie Sheen would approve of the job cellulite is doing here.

Just look at these Kate Gosselin, Heidi Montag and Britney Spears pictures. Time to hit the gym, ladies! Star Magazine is flat-out shaming you all here!

We kid. There's nothing wrong with cellulite, as it beats unnecessary plastic surgery. Kim Kardashian would surely agree ... then shill for QuickTrim.

Anyway, here's Star's latest cover, which won't win the celeb gossip rag any points for originality, but at least won't get them sued for $50 million:

Cellulite vs. Britney

LOSERS: Sorry, Heidi, Kate and Britney. Cellulite is opening a can of whoop ass on y'all. But we respect you for not getting any work done. Well, Britney at least.

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At least the other two pictured have pretty faces. Look at the UGLY MUG on Kate. She doesn't realize that to run without makeup you have to have some natural beauty and she ain't got some natural ANYTHING! To top it off, her UGLY goes all the way through her.

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HAHAHA THIS IS SO FAKE

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