Charlie Sheen would approve of the job cellulite is doing here.
Just look at these Kate Gosselin, Heidi Montag and Britney Spears pictures. Time to hit the gym, ladies! Star Magazine is flat-out shaming you all here!
We kid. There’s nothing wrong with cellulite, as it beats unnecessary plastic surgery. Kim Kardashian would surely agree … then shill for QuickTrim.
Anyway, here’s Star’s latest cover, which won’t win the celeb gossip rag any points for originality, but at least won’t get them sued for $50 million:
LOSERS: Sorry, Heidi, Kate and Britney. Cellulite is opening a can of whoop ass on y’all. But we respect you for not getting any work done. Well, Britney at least.