Lindsay Lohan Tweets: I Would Never Steal!

by at . Comments

One day after pleading not guilty to felony theft, Lindsay Lohan, who wore a white dress to court to symbolize her innocence, wants to make this clear:

"I would never steal, in case people are wondering," she wrote in a Facebook message, also posted on Twitter. "I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal."

Holy Lindsay

Well, that settles that. We're convinced. You? Okay, case closed!

A LOL-tastic statement for several reasons, most notably the fact that she is, through no fault of her own, one of the more poorly-raised humans ever.

Michael Lohan was even investigated for insider trading and did time in prison for contempt of court. Lying, cheating and stealing? Not a big stretch.

Shady parents aside, note how she didn't just say "I did not steal that necklace" rather than "I would never steal ... " or "I was not raised ..." Telling.

Lindsay's white dress was also the subject of a Tweet from the star: "what I wear to court shouldnt be front page news. it's absurd," she said.

Excuse us for complementing how fine you looked girlfriend. Yowza!

Anyway, what do you think of Lindsay's current legal mess?

 

Tags: ,
Like Us On Facebook

More From The Hollywood Gossip

Lindsay-lohan-cleavage-image

Lindsay Lohan Shows Cleavage, Desperation on Instagram

Lindsay Lohan is taking selfies in Europe. To her credit, she certainly knows her best angles.
Jason-biggs-red-carpet-photo

Jason Biggs Apologizes For Malaysia Airlines Tweet, Takes Down Joke

Jason Biggs is tucking his digital tail between his legs -- hours after blasting people who took offense to his Malaysia Airlines crash joke ... he's backing down and apologizing.
Lindsay-lohan-cleavage-selfie

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie Highlights Her Best Angles, Boobs

Lindsay Lohan posted a photo of herself in a bikini. She certainly knows her best angles.
Mr-biggs

Jason Biggs: Anyone Wanna Buy My Malaysia Airlines Frequent Flier Miles?!

Jason Biggs is at it again. This time, he's mocking the Malaysia Airlines flight that crashed in the Ukraine.

Avatar

Throw this bimbo in jail and let her really learn a lesson just like the rest of us. She acts like a 14 year rebelious teenager and she's "24"!!!! This crap "she comes from a disfunctional family"? Welcome to the world, there's disfunction in every family. This crap of Celebrities have different rules and laws is about to explode in hollywood. People who idiolize these morons need to some real physiatric help.

Avatar

FIRST OF ALL .WHATS WITH HER TOP LIP .WE ALL KNOW SHES A DYKE ,SO DID HER HOMEY SMACK THE SHT OUT OF HER .OR DID SHE JUST SIT ON HER FACE ...

Avatar

@notorious I agree. I keep hearing DAs and the Judge say she can't get away with things aymore and blah blah blah but have yet tosee them do anything real about it. Frankly it surprises me at this point since she is no longer some big movie star but rather someone more famous for being in trouble. As far as Lindsay saying she would never steal,well, she just wants the world too believe she never would. But I'm not buying it after all the things she says she'd never do then turns around and does them.

Avatar

It's actually interesting to note that whilst everyone accuses her parents of being enablers and allowing her to get away with such behaviour, nobody is saying a thing about the people who can do something about it, yet refuse to do so: The Courts. The Judge involved with Lindsay is actually her biggest supporter when it comes to her thinking she is above the law. He refuses to do anything other than give out shallow threats which never amount to anything, and keeps on letting her get away with EVERYTHING.
Honestly. Drug possession. DUI. Theft. I mean, what the fuck? I blame two people for her thinking she is above the law, which she clearly is due to the lack of punishment: Lindsay herself, and the guy that charades as a judge.

Avatar

24 years old and they are already sagging low, and she has duck lips. That is sad in itself. I feel bad for her to the point of she got a raw deal in the parental department. She never had a normal life but she DOES know right from wrong. She can't keep making excuses. I think her mom has always been around to cover for her and now that she's on her own she's scared but like I said, she had a choice. The dress was not appropriate but not against the law.

Avatar

omg give the girl the lindsay a break she s a celebrity man just shut up about ............... lindsay i believe you like for like reals

Avatar

Give the girl a break

Avatar

Are those boobs "on loan" too? Where did THEY come from?