CBS Responds to Charlie Sheen, Suspends Shooting on Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men was scheduled to resume shooting on Monday. Then, Charlie Sheen opened his ridiculous mouth.

First, he went on a radio show and said all THIS. Then, he spoke to TMZ and challenged sitcom creator Chuck Lorre to a fight, saying:

"I violently hate Chaim Levine [Chuck Lorre].  He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I'd never want to be like."

Such a Winner

Sheen continued: "That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family's pocket, and, most importantly, my second family - my crew's pocket... you can tell him [Lorre] one thing. I own him."

In response, CBS and Warner Bros. have issued the following statement:

"Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of Two and a Half Men for the remainder of the season."

UPDATE: Naturally, Sheen has now fired back at Lorre. He's released this letter to TMZ:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together.

The question must be asked, however: does Sheen have any fans remaining? You tell us!

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Charlie Sheen I used to be your fun, but not any more. You are an obnoxious egotistic selfish man. Grow up, Grow up!!!!!!!!

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Charlie.....you dont act on 2 and half man its a cronicle on your life. I can't believe the s^&% you are now saying out of your pie hole. You should give as much money away to charity and try to get people to like you again.

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wtfish omg he is ccoll

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Sorry Charlie...you have become old and boring just like any other immature alchoholic who cannot take responsibility for your own actions. The show is great, but if you were replaced by someone like Ryan Reynolds, at least we could allow children and teenagers to watch it. I surely don't want youth thinking that you or your character (is there a separation?) are an example of good humor and acceptable behavior. I was married to an arrogant, self-centered, and charming man just like you. All all he did was destroy the lives of everyone around him. His only acting talents were to convince those who didn't live with him that he was something special!

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The writing and the other actors made that show~he wasn't the reason people tuned in. Get another actor to play him~there are plenty, James Franco, Ryan Reynolds - anyone would be better than him. How about someone with talent?!?!

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Give me a break! The only person responsible for this whole fiasco is Charlie. What a spoiled, rich loser! I hope he never gets another acting job. He has had so many chances and now the crew is out of work.

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Charlie = ratings and great movies
Al thought he smoked crack, talks a mile a minute, he can be very colorful

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I love two and a half men and charlie made the show and chuck lorre did write a stupid vanity card and now charlie fires back and chuck cant handle it. Now all the people that love the show wont see new ones thanks CHUCK!!!

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I think, he (Mr.Sheen) had good reason to say what he said and to write what he wrote.

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Can't believe this man never grew up, but if nothing else he's done is proof of his immaturity, this surely is. Personally, I hope he never gets another job anywhere in show business. He doesn't deserve his talent or the perks it gets him. Praying for his kids. Poor things.

Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen