As someone who might get murdered any day now, Danielle Staub is trying to make the most of each second.
That's why she wants 2011 to be worry-free, telling Radar Online that her resolution is to "get in touch with my fun side."
"That is what I want. I want the fun girl to come out," Staub said. "Fun is sexy and cute and dorky. I'm all those things... I am me. There is always going to be haters and they win when they bring me down."
Foremost among those haters, of course, are The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle's former co-stars. Does she have any advice for Teresa Giudice and company?
"Stop being mean girls and resolve to be nice to everyone. Period. There is a much better existence."Of course, that better existence involves being married to a rich person. Staub says she's on the lookout for a mate ("I'm leaning more towards a male.") and his bank account will play a key role.
"I was married to a man with $100 million dollars. Why would I go down from that?"
Seriously, people, in their a worse human being alive than Danielle Staub?