Michael Lohan to the Media: Michael Lohan is So Effing Done With the Media!

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Michael Lohan has it with the press. So says Michael Lohan, in a statement to the press. He'll never talk about his family to the media again ... except now.

"I want to make a public statement," he said, for the 2,358th time this year.

A Mike Lohan Pic

"I will not be commenting on ANYTHING relating to my daughter Lindsay Lohan, or ANYTHING my ex-wife Dina, or any 'sources' related to her, might say."

Michael Lohan has cut ties with his true love. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"NO MATTER what accusations, lies or conjecture are disseminated to the public about me, for the sake of the ones I love and with hope of creating peace, I WILL NOT respond ... in ANY way, to what is said or done, to me."

Michael's statement concludes, "For the sake of those I offended, I apologize and ask their forgiveness ... So please refrain from calling or contacting me."

This is it, folks. The last time you'll ever hear from Michael Lohan.

We give it 4-5 days.

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Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.