Michael Lohan to the Media: Michael Lohan is So Effing Done With the Media!

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Michael Lohan has it with the press. So says Michael Lohan, in a statement to the press. He'll never talk about his family to the media again ... except now.

"I want to make a public statement," he said, for the 2,358th time this year.

A Mike Lohan Pic

"I will not be commenting on ANYTHING relating to my daughter Lindsay Lohan, or ANYTHING my ex-wife Dina, or any 'sources' related to her, might say."

Michael Lohan has cut ties with his true love. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"NO MATTER what accusations, lies or conjecture are disseminated to the public about me, for the sake of the ones I love and with hope of creating peace, I WILL NOT respond ... in ANY way, to what is said or done, to me."

Michael's statement concludes, "For the sake of those I offended, I apologize and ask their forgiveness ... So please refrain from calling or contacting me."

This is it, folks. The last time you'll ever hear from Michael Lohan.

We give it 4-5 days.


Lay off him, he's trying to do what's best for his daughter!


this man can not stop talking.
He can have his mouthpiece Lisa Bloom right beside,she says nothing and he does all the talking. He is so desperate for attention, he probably called for a press conference to open up his mouth to say that he no longer has anything to say.Go figure!!


GOOD! Now shut the hell up and drop dead you roasted dick!


Michael Lohan Biography

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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.