Kim Kardashian: Pregnant?!?

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If anonymous sources, lacking any evidence whatsoever, are to be believed, Kim Kardashian is pregnant.

The clear proof of Kim's expecting state lies in the eyewitness account of an employee at a pharmacy in London, who told Life & Style this week that the world's most famous reality star picked up a trio of home pregnancy tests on Sunday.

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A teen mother's baby is in danger and on drugs and.. wait, Kim Kardashian has cravings?!?!?

"She picked up three Clearblue tests," said the source. "I did a double-take, as I couldn't believe it was her."

The magazine goes on to say that it doesn't know the results of these kits, but "all signs certainly point to a positive reading."

Among those positive signs? Kim has mostly drank water during public events over the last few weeks; she's eaten a lot of pasta recently; and, as an insider says:

"Kim has swapped her trademark skintight dresses for a lot of loose fitting tops and even ponchos. It's been a sudden transition from one to the other."

There you have it, folks! A baby is obviously on the way for Kardashian and, we presume, Miles Austin. The only remaining question: What will he or she be named? Kleo? Kory? Kandi? We'll likely find out in next week's fallacious cover story.

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Ms-billie

Why don't you people get a life. You say all this stupid stuff about a woman you don't even know. Kim is a grown woman if she wants to get pregnant that's her business. You're jealous because she's beautiful, smart and famous as well as being very wealthy. As for giving that ring back to Kris why should she. Yes an engagement ring is based on a contingency. It's given on the condition that if there's no marriage he gets it back therefore that's not the case here she did marry him so he needs to wipe the tears, stop whining and go away. The ring is legally hers.

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Keeping up with the kardashians is awesome soooo it doesn't matter if kim is pregnant or not if u r fans of the show and her u shouldn't be mean to them

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i think all of u guy r right @ some point about d kardashians, but d only reason im glad shes famous is cuz if i ever stay single for a long time and dont get none, i'll have someone 2 jack off 2

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people kim and her family cool the people who hate her fuck u

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people shut up dont be hating kim and u to u stuped hater

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All you guys sweat the Kardashians. You guys need to fucking stop talking your shit and leave them alone WHAT THE FUCK did they ever do to you. It dont matter who is pregnant thats there life and all of you guys need to live yours and stop worrying about what the Kardashians do, and why you care what they do. And you guys are hateing on them because they are famous. So all you haters out there keep on hateing on them and talking your shit cause you aint gunna get any where with that. Your just waisting your time talking shit about them, when you can be doing something else with your life.

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All you guys sweat the Kardashians. You guys need to fucking stop talking your shit and leave them alone WHAT THE FUCK did they ever do to you. It dont matter who is pregnant thats there life and all of you guys need to live yours and stop worrying about what the Kardashians do. And you guys are hateing on them because they are famous. So all you haters out there keep on hateing on them and talking your shit cause you aint gunna get any where with that. Your just waisting your time talking shit about them, when you can be doing something else with your life.

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Kim Is HOT ALL yalls haterz are just hating get a life. Stop wasting your time talking shit and look at your own life that;s why people talk shit because there not happy with there own lives. You go GIRL...

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1st Kim is fine as hell. Stop hatein. She said dat she's not pregnant! Let my boo be... I love her an her sisters..

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I dont now wat u peolpe is talking about she is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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