Danielle Staub Compares Teresa Giudice to an Ape, Confirms "Interest in Sexuality"

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Danielle Staub may have been officially fired from The Real Housewives of New Jersey this week, but she isn't leaving without getting a few words in.

First, she demanded a spin-off. Now, she's gone off on Teresa Giudice in an interview with Steppin Out magazine and also confirmed that her relationship with Lori Michaels is not a PR scam. She's totally gone lesbian before! Read excerpts below.

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Ding! Ding! It's on between Danielle and Teresa, this publication will see to that!

On her sexuality: "I'm interested in sexuality... I've had six relationships with women and I will tell you women kiss better than men. That's very, very true. I remember each and every one of them."

On how Teresa is like a monkey: "She needs a hairline revision... She reminds me of Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. Could you imagine if her face is that hairy what her body hair must be like? It’s got to be out of control.”

On allegations that Joe Giudice cheated on his wife: "If she was making Joe happy maybe he wouldn’t have to go some place else. I don’t know what goes on in their bedroom, but from what I’ve seen, Teresa is not exactly a turn on. Her forehead is disturbing. But it’s not even about her looks.

"Her personality and lack of compassion is what makes her ugly. It’s the way she speaks to her husband and overindulges her children is what makes her ugly."

On Teresa's kids: "They’re gorgeous little girls, but their attitudes only show disrespect. I don’t care of that. I feel bad for them. They’re learning what they live.

“The mother is teaching them they are too good for everything except being treated like princesses. But it’s not reality. Teresa, you’re 11 million dollars in debt. How much of a princess can your kids be? Make them work. Give them structure. Her children want to be told what’s wrong and what’s right. They need boundaries and structure. That’s what I do for my kids. I give them structure and boundaries.”

Also, stripping lessons.

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