Eva Mendes is hot, and has just released her sex tape online.

Unfortunately, if you're of an ogling mindset, it's probably not what you think. Still, she remains an attractive female, and the video is definitely good for a laugh.

This Funny or Die spoof involves some great plays on words, and even makes fun of the people who search for her naked on the Internet. Talkin' to you, fellas!

To hear Eva Mendes herself describe it, this sex tape is all about sticky situations and the nastiest, dirtiest, most flexible things ... rain gutters, for instance:

Eva Mendes Sex Tape