Tila Tequila may not be appearing on the next season of Celebrity Rehab, but viewers can rest assured:
Janice Dickinson has the train wrecked, nut job quota filled.
The former model and all-around insane person (she once copped to playing a role in her father's death) will seek Dr. Drew Pinsky's help with alcohol abuse on this insulting joke of a reality show, as first reported by TMZ.
Dicksinson last made news in December when she posed with her boyfriend and caused numerous onlookers to vomit.
While the show tries to recruit Jennifer Capriati, the only "stars" currently booked to join Janice on the new season of Celebrity Rehab are Bonnie Pointer, Jeremy London and his ex-wife.