Happy Birthday, Jessica Simpson!

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Jessica Simpson is 30 today. Happy birthday, baby!

The singer-actress's career is definitely on a downward trajectory - there was a time when she produced multi-platinum pop albums, now we get The Price of Beauty.

But at the very least, it's unlikely she'll get dumped on her birthday two straight years. Unless Eric Johnson takes his cues from Tony Romo. You better not, Eric!

In any case, we salute you, Jessica Simpson. We can't wait to cover you for another year, provided you find new ways of staying relevant enough. Good luck!!

Here are some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures, past and present ...

  • Jessica the Goddess
  • Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever
  • Fake-Looking Jessica
  • And One More Thing ...
  • Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo
  • Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
  • Double Belted
  • Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert!
  • Rah Rah Romo
  • Ken Paves Fondles Jessica
  • Sultry Simpson
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Happy Birthday Jessica, I hope you have a great celebration with your new boyfriend. Wishing you a lot of joy and happiness.

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Happy Birthday Britney!!!!!!!!!!

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you think her new guy will dress like ken? lol

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happy birthday jessica

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Happy Birthday girl

Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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