Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. It's a fun challenge for readers: Come up with the best caption(s) for the photo below!
Our subject this week: The President of the United States, Barack Obama, giving what looks like a very important address. What could he be saying? You tell us!
Talking about the Gulf oil spill? Responding to Jon Voight's comments? Praising Kim Kardashian's booty? Give it your best shot by leaving a comment or two.
We'll announce the winner Monday ...



























June 28th, 2010 9:30 AM
Let me start by saying that I am noot responsible for the Horn of Africa falling off the African continent, but my fiscal stimulus plan will fix it.
June 28th, 2010 3:19 AM
A crystal ball about this size would be good
June 28th, 2010 3:05 AM
Pre oiled and bbq ready ,about this big. Right out of the ocean.
June 27th, 2010 4:13 PM
America is always clear and clean about its relation with neighbor countries. We expect same from our neighbors. isn't it fair enough?
June 27th, 2010 4:13 PM
mah dick is this long! now grab mah ears as hard as you can and pulllllllll!
June 27th, 2010 9:52 AM
"My fellow Americans, what more proof do you need? Look at the flag behind me; it went black and STILL hasn't gone back."
June 26th, 2010 8:49 PM
That is the size of the dick BP is fucking the gulf with.
June 26th, 2010 7:16 PM
...FIVE-DOLLAR FOOTLONG!
June 26th, 2010 5:58 PM
I was raised by my Grandmother, who was a typical White Person, so you can trust me.
June 26th, 2010 3:49 PM
Come On......Who are you gonna believe? ME, or your lying eyes?