Jennifer Aniston: It's (Not Even Close to) Baby Time!

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Slow news week? Check.

Fake Jennifer Aniston baby news? Check!

DO NOT BUY OK! Magazine. Please. Save your money, and send a message to the celebrity gossip publication's editors that they need to work a little harder.

Seriously, you'd think by the 12th time of fabricating Jennifer Aniston’s "baby plans," they'd at least try to think of some NEW lies to vaguely relay to us ...

Baby Time!

YES, I'M HAVING A BABY ... said some friend of hers.

The mag hilariously promises a sneak peek at an interview "everybody is going to be talking about." What is there to talk about, other than it's completely untrue?

The article contains exclusive details regarding these topics:

  • What the star is doing to prepare
  • Why Jen’s finally ready now
  • Who the daddy might be

Our theories: aggressive sexuality, she's not, and nobody.

There, we just saved your time and money. You're welcome. Get it together, OK! Can't you make stuff up about Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt sneaking around behind Angelina Jolie's back - that would at least be a moderately interesting lie.

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Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston