It's incredible but true: Danielle Staub may not be the most despicable reality star on the planet.
That dishonor now falls on Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the White House crashers who have been confirmed as cast members on The Real Housewives of D.C.
The attention-starved wastes of space are planning a memoir about the security breach that caused them to end up at a party with the President in November. According to The New York Post, they'll write the book with investigative reporter Diane Dimond.
Dimond says the tome will "reveal the truth... of who the Salahis really are... It just never added up to me that someone could sneak in - past the [security] perimeter, no less! As I began to investigate, I realized the Salahis' story is much bigger than what's been reported."
We're begging you, America: don't encourage these people. Don't buy this book.