Tabloid: Brangelina to Get Married For the Kids!

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At long, long last, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to tie the knot, at least according to the venerable celebrity gossip scribes at OK! Weekly.

Sure, there's not a snowball's chance in hell this is happening, but why let mere fact thwart a good story paired with a romantic-looking stock photo?

Certainly no reason we can think of here at The Hollywood Gossip.

The reason for Brangelina's (fake) change of heart? SIX reasons!

Because it would "mean the world" to Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Vivienne, Knox and Shiloh and the new baby she's perpetually pregnant with, that's why!

WEDDING FOR THE KIDS: The Jolie-Pitt brood and Brad Pitt's mom allegedly tag-teamed the wedding-averse celebrities into making it official ... riiiiight.

The children, a source hilariously says, have been wanting a wedding since they’ve been old enough to understand their parents are not officially married.

We're sure this plunges Knox into a state of emotional despair every night. She supposedly loves when babies cry ... maybe they figure this will help?

“First it was Maddox, who has begged his parents to tie the knot for years,” the insider says. “Lately, Shiloh and Zahara have been chiming in, too."

Not only that, but "Pax thinks it would be the coolest to be a ring bearer.”

It totally would. We just hope Suri Cruise, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline are invited to fill out the bridal party. Best. Fake. Wedding. Ever.

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Brad is unfair coz she loves him!

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they are BOTH so UGLY!!! they are so old-looking now, angelina is only in her 30s and she looks like she's in her late 40s or early 50s, and brad looks like he's in his 60s/70s.

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Looking old or what is nobody's business. It is only Brad now who knows about Angie's beauty and decided to take a further step in their life together! No negative comments would change Brad' or Angie' mind now. 5+ years together is enough to know exactly what they really want in their life. Yes, if are told that you look younger than Angie at 42 then ask Brad to marry you instead!!

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time will tell if it is true
they make a beautiful family
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why do they always use pictures of these two from 4 years ago? it's probably cuz they are both so horribly aged and ugly now that people want to be delusional and see them as still being young and mildly attractive

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i like angelina n brad much,especially their kids...muwwaaaaahhh good news,i hope!!!

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The most beautiful family! Angelina and Brad are the best!

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Man Shiloh, Vivienne and Knox looks EXACTLY alike

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What would be really cool is if Brangelina's kids had some clue of the spiritual committment that marriage entails. You know, two people wanting to serve God as life-long partners to ensure the security, safety and well being of each other and any children. That would just be so cool. It would even be cooler if Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt "got it" too.