Friends Warn Kim Kardashian: Cristiano Ronaldo Likes Group Sex and Hookers!
by Hilton Hater at .Last week, Kim Kardashian was spotted snogging Cristiano Ronaldo.
A harmless, fun rebound, following her break-up with Reggie Bush? Anonymous friends fear this isn't the case. They are scared that it's a lot more, and the relationship could mean trouble for Kim. Cute suspenseful music...
Citing Ronaldo's reputation for "call girls and group sex," the latest issue of Life & Style reports that those close to Kardashian are afraid of what she's gotten herself into. This is a man that has allegedly hired prostitutes and slept with 80,000 women, according to one insider's laughable permutations.
"Cristiano loves to party," said British journalist Debbie Manley, while another source adds: "I just don't think he'll ever settle down and be faithful to one woman."
Even more distrubing that Ronaldo's past discretions? The fact that this is the THIRD week in a row that a different Kardashian sister has graced the cover of a tabloid, bragging about her weight loss.
Seriously. Look here and here.
Do these magazines really have nothing else to do but pay these talentless sisters money for getting airbrushed and posing in a bikini? Have all the orgies you want, Cristiano!
Kim doesn't deserve you anyway.
