Tiger Woods is hitting the links this weekend, and wouldn't you know it, his ol' mistress Joslyn James is going to be naked in the same city! What are the odds!
The stripper / porn star is appearing at the Uptown Cabaret in Charlotte, N.C., tonight and tomorrow while Tiges competes at the Quail Hollow Championship.
Joslyn James, who linked a violent, dirty string of Tiger Woods text messages last month, also stripped at a Georgia club near where Tiger played the Masters.
Here's a promotional advertisement for the class act's visit to N.C.:
HER FAVORITE WOOD: Good one, Jos!
The stuffed tiger is a cute touch, as is the "wood" play on words. Although presenting his texts on an Adobe Flash "iBone" on her website was way better.
Interestingly, Joslyn says that Tiger's BFF and part-time pimp, Bryon Bell, arranged for her to rendezvous with Tiger during this exact same event in 2007.
He won it that year.
Heck, with a Tiger and Elin Woods divorce reportedly imminent, maybe he should arrange a quickie tonight for good luck ... mofo's currently tied for 61st.