Heidi Montag Plays with Balls, Spencer Pratt

Heidi Montag appears to be cupping some serious balls here.

We have no idea why, although they appear to be made of crystal, and we can only assume this odd photo shoot has to do with new "healer" manager Aiden Chase.

Dude probably has her believing in the spirit and body-redeeming qualities of them or something. Who knows. He sees dead people, so he probably knows what's up.

Here's the star of The Hills gazing into her (bleak) future ...

Heidi Montag's future looks awfully fake and plastic.

Nice to see the results of Heidi's 10 plastic surgeries on display in Malibu. Also nice to see that husband and fellow crystal enthusiast Spencer Pratt was able to get out of his anger management counseling session long enough to join her ass.

You could say that they're both ballers ... of the crystal variety. Whatever that means. Anyway, just click to enlarge more Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag pictures ...

[Photos: Fame Pictures]