THG on TV: Bash Heroes with Us!

Forget Simon Monjack's latest actions. Forget the rumor of Snooki nude photos. Something even more distasteful is out there:

Last night's Heroes episode. As our friends at TV Fanatic explain, it was an atrocious an hour of television. Read a detailed review of it now, and click on the links below for more rundowns of last night's primetime pickings...

• Tensions arose everywhere on the latest Greek installment.
• We met Foreman's brother, played by Orlando Jones, on House.
• Renee spread her legs for a really bad guy on 24.

• No way Ellen played a role in Tom's death on Damages.... right?
• Chuck grew up big time on NBC's best hour-long show, Chuck.
• Barney went on even more dates than usual on How I Met Your Mother.
• Alan ended up in jail on Two and a Half Men.
• Sheldon got an everyday job on The Big Bang Theory.
• The theme of last night's Life Unexpected episode? Family. Awww!