John Mayer: Douchebag, Aspiring Porn Writer

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We know John Mayer is a douchebag. But he is a douchebag whose dream job is to write and direct porn. This was one of his least weird comments in the past week.

In his interview with Playboy, which has to go down as one of the dumbest in history, he talked about boning Jessica Simpson and dropped both racial and gay slurs.

Somewhere in there, he also said he dreamed of writing porn. If he ever fails to sell records, the adult entertainment purveyors at Vivid Entertainment are all for it.

"Dear John," the upstanding firm reached out. "We read about your interest in porn in your interview with Playboy magazine ... We learned how you make back up stories in your mind and that your 'biggest dream is to write pornography.'"

What a Huge D-Bag

Douchebag singer turned douchebag porn director?

"We decided we'd like to talk to you about doing just that and possibly directing as well. We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film," their letter hilariously continued.

"Your intimate understanding of the dynamics of relationships would undoubtedly appeal to both men and women." So true. Who doesn't wanna nail John Mayer?

We think this is a career collaboration waiting to happen. All we can say is "Your Body Is a Wonderland" is a track pretty much made for the world of adult films.

Jessica Simpson might star in one before too long, too. How knows.

Who's the bigger d-bag?

 

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How is writing and directing porn not a dream job?

Ginaa

...SMH...

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He is classess, loaded with talent...just no class....Jon Gosselin, on the other hand, has nothing going for him...at all..

John Mayer Biography

John Mayer With Long Hair John Mayer is a singer, songwriter, guitar player and Grade A douchebag hailing from Connecticut. The cheesy musician has become a major... More »
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Bridgeport, Connecticut
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John Clayton Mayer

John Mayer Quotes

The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.

John Mayer [on haircut]

To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.

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