According to Tila Tequila, her and God are, like, total BFF.
The professional Tweeter has posted a series of messages on her social networking site, each one giving thanks to The Man Upstairs for the role He apparently played in her lawsuit settlement with former sex partner Shawne Merriman, along with His influence on her imaginary adoption.
As always, no jokes or one-liners can even do justice to Tila's Tweets. So take it away Crazy Pants...
- OMG I have such happy news!!!!!!!! All I can say is "The Truth Shall Set YOU FREE" Amen to my best friend GOD! My lord savior! My everything.
- All I have 2 say is I been through so much! All painful things, but I remain graceful and take it all in with a grain of salt! I never lie!
- So in the end, I'm always so fierce because the one thing I have that other people don't have, is the Truth about my life! God is great!!!!!
- I just want to say that I'm madly in love with my baby daddy cuz he's madly in love with me too!! A wedding on the way???
We're mere celebrity gossip bloggers. We don't pretend to have inside information on what God is up to.
But, come on. There's no way He's been there for Tila. The woman is insane, and He has far more important things to do, like be exploited by Sarah Palin at highly-paid speaking engagements around the country.