Like clockwork, it's the middle of the week, and that means a deluge of tabloid reports announcing the imminent split of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Shocking!
After a certain point, don't they feel this damages their credibility a little bit? We realize they're supermarket tabloids, but 40 weeks in a row of the same thing?
At least this week's OK! bombshell has a slightly new twist: Brad Pitt still loves Jennifer Aniston, and can't stand Angelina, but is conflicted because of the kids!
Despite "presenting a united front for awards season," Brangelina's relationship is dissolving, and friends say Brad is regretting ever leaving Jennifer Aniston.
Still, he'll stay Angie for his children’s sake... BUT FOR HOW LONG!?
I STILL LOVE JEN, says a tabloid editor posing as Brad.
“Brad was very calm and mellow and gave a great, funny speech" at the Director’s Guild Awards, reports a source, adding: “He and Angie seemed very happy.”
But are they really? Deep down? No, OK! says.
They put on a good show, but Ian Halperin, author of Brangelina: The Untold Story, predicts that the couple will announce their split “when no one expects it.”
Not open-ended or vague at all there, Ian.
We'll see how much longer Brad can stand being with a crazy woman he doesn't even share a car with, all the while sneaking around with his former wife.
Our guess is awhile. Below are more covers featuring the couple this week, with Star insinuating again that Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are a thing: