Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are huge, hot movie stars who'll be working together on a new movie in which their respective characters make love in the shower.
Based on that, you can consider their respective relationships over.
That's the logic of the new Life & Style Weekly, which recalls "tearing clothing in a frenzy, mounting counter tops and thrusting against walls" in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
Things got so hot and heavy in that 2005 film that Brad Pitt soon split from his wife, Jennifer Aniston, and found himself in Angelina Jolie's arms in real life, too!
But, what goes around comes around, and given the premise of The Tourist, it's basically inevitable that Angie will now leave Brad for Sexiest Man Alive Depp.
Sorry, Brad. What goes around comes around.
"The outline of her naked body is visible in the shower," the script teases, describing one provocative dream sequence. "Frank (Depp) walks to the shower and opens the glass door. Walking in, he lifts Cara (Jolie) against the glass."
"Clutching at her slithery body, he proceeds to kiss her frantically," it continues. "She kisses him back with ardor, wrapping her dripping legs around his back."
Vanessa Paradis is apparently worried ... and for good reason!
This flick, slated for an early 2011 release, sure sounds steamy. You can bank on the fact that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will reunite by then at the latest.
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November 25th, 2009 11:47 AM
"Vanessa Paradis is apparently worried ... and for good reason!"
I don't think Paradis would give a flying fig. Your article is pathetic. You do realise it's all pretend ?
Every single time Depp stars with a fairly attractive female he is going to leave Paradis for them. But he never has, he hasn't got that kind of hollyweird track record.
Sorry to burst your little "lets make up gossip for the sake of it" bubble. Please print the article where Paradis is worried, not from a 'source' where the women actually says this. She has been all over the press in France this last week and has never mentioned it. Yet you seem to think you have a widow to her mind. But I rather think you are talking from your rear end.
November 25th, 2009 12:07 PM
I'm agree with the upload comment! yes, what kind of press is this? The person who wrote this has a lot of free time.. sad but it's true.
November 25th, 2009 12:40 PM
Goshh this sounds HAWTTT I can't wait to see my Johnny in action
November 25th, 2009 3:46 PM
of course she should be worried. THE SOCIOPATH IS ON THE PROWL FOR HER NEXT VICTIM. SHE'S COMPLETELY DRAINED DRY BRAD PITT, AND now she's on the lookout for new blood.
November 26th, 2009 5:10 AM
Johnny Depp will not leave his lady for spent Jolie. She is no longer as hot ..well she may pay a visit to Dr. 90210 but Johnny is not Brad, he is a real man
November 26th, 2009 10:49 AM
Your imagination is working ahead of time, unprofessional writer is annoying. Everybody knows that they can skip parts of scene in all movies they making, you have nothing to drag in your tabs, that you always focus dragging their private life, reminding them of there pain, this people want to move on, they have their separate life for 4 long years, common...use your common sense, if this Brad and Jen wants to reunited, it was long time ago. Angelina will give way, She is more matured and will focus with embracing life with all she meet,help and touch as UN Ambassador. She know what life is all about, not for fame, unrealistic life they play in the screen. She have more things to do with her job,as a mother, partner to the father of her children,travelling to demoted critical nation, just to be a servant to them, and her charitable foundation they both created for years. What else do this people want from their life. They use them to earn living with untruthful news. Why write other stars, who like controversy. Live them alone! Let them be helpful to others, for they do it heartily. Can you do what this two are doing? publish it so people know your good work too.
November 26th, 2009 11:52 AM
tabloids are stupid,if brad wa so happy with his ex,why did he leave her,that means they had problems before mr and mrs smith i used to read abt it,why do u continue to trash angie,the woman ha done alot of good things bt u never apreciate any,how many kids has jennifer anniston adpoted apart from whining abt a man who left her because of her selfishnes,u don`t attack people like julia roberts,abii cornish etc etc who broke mariagess with children,bt atack angie,hpe she sues a hell out of u one day.
November 26th, 2009 12:15 PM
Why would JD go for AJ???He already has kids(wasn't it why Brad chose AJ?)
If he was looking for fun he would probably go for a younger actress. As the peacemaker is trying to point out, Angelina is far from those sexy, bitchy days. She is becoming a middle age mom with 6 kids who has more responsibilities. Her fooling around with every single actor she met days are in the past, or at least that's what we want to believe.
Why did she want JD for the Tourist? Is she worried that she won't take enough attn if she is not filming with the hottest+ one of the best actors alive or is she simply trying to take Brad's attn again???
November 26th, 2009 12:21 PM
Steamy shower scenes?? I saw AJ at "Changeling" (which was a great movie)being forced to take a shower at one of the scenes. It will be really hard to make a scene steamy considering the fact that AJ's body looks like a skeleton.
November 26th, 2009 12:50 PM
Sheila,
Why are you blaming people who are telling what they think? The biggest problem AJ has is trying to cover every single mistake she has had in her life, find a reason or an excuse or simply blame others (it was Jennifer Aniston's fault, it was her dad's fault, it was her mom's boy friend's fault...etc)
I am sure she is not the only one who broke up a marriage, but no body else has a defense mechanism like hers and like her fans.
(How many other times have Julia Roberts and others made other terrible mistakes or things nobody approved)
Plus she needs to decide if she wants to be know as a humanitarion, a good mom and a good actress with unique roles or if she wants to be a sexy woman alive who can go for both woman and man, make action movies, have sexy scenes, do anything or everything to be on the top of the game?
Because those two images really do not go along well with each other.