Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston: Back Together (Tabloids Unanimously Declare)!
Rumors of Angelina Jolie cheating on Brad Pitt and their relationship being on the rocks got so bad that the couple actually hit back at the tabloids this week.
Well, the tabloids just collectively retaliated tenfold!
According to OK! Weekly, a publication with reporting so terrible that even Kourtney Kardashian kalls them out, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are back on!
Leave it to George Clooney to play matchmaker, their story hilariously says. He allegedly arranged for the former spouses to to bump into each other Friday.
And they did just that at the Hope For Haiti Now Telethon, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was away in NYC!
The drama! Angie had already been in a jealous rage over Jen and Brad. Just imagine when she stops in to pick up some groceries later and learns that ...
TOGETHER AGAIN: That 15-second Haiti telethon run-in was something! Nice line through the pics, guys. Too bad they didn't pose together for this made-up story.
The magazine's in-depth reporting goes on to describe Brad and Jen's "emotional reunion" and state that the actress is ready for a future with her ex-husband.
But why trust OK! alone? Three other celebrity gossip weeklies got in on the same action this week, declaring a messy end to the couple known as Brangelina:
BRAD'S MISERY: Jennifer Aniston broke up Brangelina, according to myriad fake sources. In other news, Spencer Pratt created a monster named "Franken-Heidi."
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February 23rd, 2011 10:48 PM
All things come full circle..Karma...etc... Take him back now, Jen. Now is the time. She is only out for herself. Always has been. Look at how she AGED hime. The downside is now he has children he is attached to. This was all part of her plan. But you two have an everlasting love. You always knew that. Smart girl. That's why you let him go.
January 10th, 2011 6:15 AM
HOLLYWOOD - Friends star Jennifer Aniston blames the breakdown of her marriage with Brad Pitt on her unhappy childhood.
The 36-year-old actress, who announced her split from the Troy actor in
January, admits her marriage dragged up memories of her parents' stormy
relationship and subsequent divorce.
As a result, Aniston felt "fear, mistrust, doubt and insecurities" during her
time with Pitt. Aniston says, "When your parents split up, it's impossible to delude yourself
about fairytale romance and happy endings. Marriage actually brought up all the sorts of things I pushed on to the back burner."
Aniston claims life with Hollywood hunk Pitt could be "rough and nasty" but
confesses her negative attitude played a part in ruining their romance.
The actress was even labeled 'The Leaker' by Pitt, because she cried so
much. She adds, "I'm a total worrier and not good at hearing positive things.
Brad's a gentleman. He totally accepted me with all my dysfunction
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December 28th, 2010 7:16 PM
Finally...Jennifer is the best! She's smart, funny and really beautiful. You don/'t see it cause Angelina has those fake lips. Jenn is the best and I've always believed she'll take him bach. Go Jennifer, Angelina sucks!
December 23rd, 2010 12:29 AM
PEOPLE HERE SO STUPPID BELIEVED THE CRAPS
December 22nd, 2010 7:54 AM
I think what Angelina did was horrific, she should not have split up a marriage because she wanted somebody.
She treats brad like dirt and says to him hhe can't do anything right, she rubbed stealing brad in Jennifer's face, she calls Jen insults and plays mind games with her, it isn't fair on Jen.
Now Angelina is having a BIG spoonful of her own medicine, I hope brad and jen are going to be very happy together. :)
October 19th, 2010 9:51 PM
u ugly brad...why u ? so pity jolie.
October 13th, 2010 4:51 PM
wow im happy is that true they are back together i cant believe it .i luv u guys i hope u 2 will have a nice future together.luv u jennifer
September 6th, 2010 10:38 AM
Oh as for me i love all the three of them.
And who ever brad wants and stays with is really lovely its just that i didn't like the way it happened thats jen losing her hus to angie.
August 19th, 2010 1:14 AM
OH YEH ANGIE! NO AMOUNT OF HUMANITARIAN PROJECTS WILL RIGHT THE WRONG YOU'VE DONE...BREAKING UP A FAMILY IS NO SMALL THING AND I THINK THE SAME WILL HAPPEN TO YOU SOMEDAY.
ANGELINA JOLIE IS MEAN AND CONTROLLING..AND LETS SEE HOW LONG YOUR LOOKS CARRY YOU!!
August 19th, 2010 1:09 AM
BRAD PITT IS NOW LEARNING WHAT ANGIE IS ALL ABOUT.
WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT WHAT YOU GET!!
HE LOOKED SO HAPPY AND FRESH WITH JENNIFER/AND A BETTER MATCH AS FAR AS WANTS AND NEEDS ALSO. ANGIE WAS A FLING, TIME TO LEAVE HER ASS BEHIND!
CHILDREN DONT EQUAL TO FAMILY ANGIE AND IT'S NO LEVERAGE..BECAUSE PEOPLE STILL BREAK REGARDLESS OF KIDS...
WATCH OUT ANGIE!!!!KARMA'S COMING FOR YOUR ASS!