Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston: Back Together (Tabloids Unanimously Declare)!

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Rumors of Angelina Jolie cheating on Brad Pitt and their relationship being on the rocks got so bad that the couple actually hit back at the tabloids this week.

Well, the tabloids just collectively retaliated tenfold!

According to OK! Weekly, a publication with reporting so terrible that even Kourtney Kardashian kalls them out, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are back on!

Leave it to George Clooney to play matchmaker, their story hilariously says. He allegedly arranged for the former spouses to to bump into each other Friday.

And they did just that at the Hope For Haiti Now Telethon, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was away in NYC!

The drama! Angie had already been in a jealous rage over Jen and Brad. Just imagine when she stops in to pick up some groceries later and learns that ...

Jen and Brad Back On!

TOGETHER AGAIN: That 15-second Haiti telethon run-in was something! Nice line through the pics, guys. Too bad they didn't pose together for this made-up story.

The magazine's in-depth reporting goes on to describe Brad and Jen's "emotional reunion" and state that the actress is ready for a future with her ex-husband.

But why trust OK! alone? Three other celebrity gossip weeklies got in on the same action this week, declaring a messy end to the couple known as Brangelina:

Jen Split 'Em Up
I'll Take You Back!

BRAD'S MISERY: Jennifer Aniston broke up Brangelina, according to myriad fake sources. In other news, Spencer Pratt created a monster named "Franken-Heidi."


Hi BRAD PITT, we only want you to have a family with JENNIFER PITT


BRAD, why dont you go back to JEN PITT and have a happy family with her rather than fighting with ANGE.....that will bring you to hell....HELLO


To all angie fans just remember this:
Hot will never be Beautiful


All I can say is things have a way of coming back and bitting you in the ass, when you think of being a slut and opening your legs with a married man think before you act.


To all you Angie fans, you all think she is hot shit, sorry but she is she is nasty as hell to look at. What she did just proves that her being the stank that she is sleeping with someone who married. Just becuase people think she is hot shit that her being a slut is ok. She is nothing but someone who has lips to big for her face, and a head to big for her body frame.


All things come full circle..Karma...etc... Take him back now, Jen. Now is the time. She is only out for herself. Always has been. Look at how she AGED hime. The downside is now he has children he is attached to. This was all part of her plan. But you two have an everlasting love. You always knew that. Smart girl. That's why you let him go.


Finally...Jennifer is the best! She's smart, funny and really beautiful. You don/'t see it cause Angelina has those fake lips. Jenn is the best and I've always believed she'll take him bach. Go Jennifer, Angelina sucks!




I think what Angelina did was horrific, she should not have split up a marriage because she wanted somebody.
She treats brad like dirt and says to him hhe can't do anything right, she rubbed stealing brad in Jennifer's face, she calls Jen insults and plays mind games with her, it isn't fair on Jen.
Now Angelina is having a BIG spoonful of her own medicine, I hope brad and jen are going to be very happy together. :)


u ugly brad...why u ? so pity jolie.

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Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

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You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

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